Friday, July 17, 2009

Come on Guys

Now you're not even trying.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Figure This One Out


I think they ultimate goal of this ad is to make you feel thankful for getting past 3rd grade.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Dream Big

This is kind of a bold promise.

Plus, something tells me that people who are in the North American Fishing Club are some of the most risk-free people already.

The Best Workout

Well yeah, having no skin or fat would make your abs look amazing, but what's the catch?

We'll just go ahead an ignore the fact that there are only three numbered points instead of five and that they aren't really tips so much as they are opinions. I'm sure the guy knows what he's talking about. Show me the truth!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Cartoons are the Future

Is this ad supposed to be advertising a service of taking your image and making it into a cartoon or is it simply saying, "Hey, you're a lady, and this cartoon is a lady. It's a cartoon version of you!" Those are the type of if/then statements that a 4-year-old comes up with.

Also, you know what else works as an image of you on your profile?...AN IMAGE OF YOU!

What Happens in Vegas...has no color.

Is it just me, or is The Hotel at Mandalay Bay doing their Halloween ad a little too early?

Gay Silhouette Dancing Schools; Thanks Obama.

I only wish you could actually see the flash version of this ad, because it really sells/ruins it.


Imagine the Sasquatch-like figure "dancing" in the middle on loop, which is what the ad was actually doing. Nothing says "Hey moms, use some Federal dough to finish your schooling," like an upright figure dancing in front of a Lucky Charms carpet.