Come on Guys

Now you're not even trying.

Figure This One Out

I think they ultimate goal of this ad is to make you feel thankful for getting past 3rd grade.

Dream Big

This is kind of a bold promise.

Plus, something tells me that people who are in the North American Fishing Club are some of the most risk-free people already.

The Best Workout

Well yeah, having no skin or fat would make your abs look amazing, but what's the catch?

We'll just go ahead an ignore the fact that there are only three numbered points instead of five and that they aren't really tips so much as they are opinions. I'm sure the guy knows what he's talking about. Show me the truth!

Cartoons are the Future

Is this ad supposed to be advertising a service of taking your image and making it into a cartoon or is it simply saying, "Hey, you're a lady, and this cartoon is a lady. It's a cartoon version of you!" Those are the type of if/then statements that a 4-year-old comes up with.

Also, you know what else works as an image of you on your profile?...AN IMAGE OF YOU!

What Happens in Vegas...has no color.

Is it just me, or is The Hotel at Mandalay Bay doing their Halloween ad a little too early?

Gay Silhouette Dancing Schools; Thanks Obama.

I only wish you could actually see the flash version of this ad, because it really sells/ruins it.


Imagine the Sasquatch-like figure "dancing" in the middle on loop, which is what the ad was actually doing. Nothing says "Hey moms, use some Federal dough to finish your schooling," like an upright figure dancing in front of a Lucky Charms carpet.

Ummm...No...?

There's intriguing, and then there's just dumb. Figure out which one this is. Also, it's really great how the actual name of the website is TheSurveyQuizCenter.com. You know, after realizing I have no idea what the hell a Survey Quiz is, I feel like a fucking moron.

GAH!

File this one under "Ads That Scare the Shit Out of You":



It could also be filed under "Humans Who Look Like Galapagos Tortoises." But that seems like too specific of a category.

Who Wants Some Muscles?

I do want a six-pack. I also don't want to confuse people. Interesting trivia: The person in each one of these photos...is actually the same person.

A classy way of asking, "Hey, you guys want some speed?" Interested Persons should be aware, you will get more muscles, but you will also apparently develop porn star tattoos.

But I'm Not a Plumber

This ad is a little to presumptuous for my taste:



At first, you assume that the question is rhetorical. But no, they really are asking if you're a plumber, and the success of their ad depends on you answering 'Indeed, I am.'

But even if you are a plumber, this ad still sucks. They state, "Nearly 2,500 plumbers... receive 12,000 leads a month from ServiceMagic." Is that appealing? They're basically saying, "Sign up for our service - you'll be the 2,501st plumber in line to receive leads!"

When in Doubt, Use Irony

Bad pun combined with ironic use of visuals equals...

Mortgage Rates are Out of this World

So is this a comment on the realty industry or a comment about California?

Give it up Facebook: #2

Yeah, you know it'll be cool. We'll hang; have some 'za; shoot some photos of this guy.

Give it up Facebook: #1

This means there were 61 "inspirations" before this one.

Is there really an answer?

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